"Hey dad, am I gunna win a trophy?" :Yes son, you don't have to practice or even try hard, you'll get the same trophy as the good players"
"Hey dad, Billy called me a name" "That's hate speech son. I'll call the police"
"Hey dad, you were in the Army. Why are you letting people curse at America and trample our flag?" "They're liberals son. If you confront them you'll be thrown in Jail"
So on and so forth.......

Participation trophies"
SMH!
I love the new KIA car commercial where the father says "Participation trophy -- but we win every game" and he proceeds to peel off the "participation" plate and write "Champs" on the trophy