Hope you guys weren't worried about me
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I had a bit of a drug freak out and scared the whores I hired of because I thought they were CIA or FBI. At least I think that is what happened. I woke up in an alley wearing only my boxers and they were on my head. When I called the pimp who I dealt with to tell him his damn whores took my wallet he told me to go fuck myself because I scared his girls. Fucking low class peasant. Has that ever happened to any of you?
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I had a similar situation once where I went to various strip clubs one night with friends and we all ended up in a whore house that a cab driver took us to.
We capped the night off at a Waffle House but I couldn't go in because I was too drunk. I was hanging out of the back seat of the cab trying to force myself to throw up.l thinking it would make me feel better. I couldn't do it, and when my friends returned to the cab smelling like Waffle House grease I thought for sure I'd loose it then, but I didn't... 19 years and counting that I haven't thrown up from drinking. I think I spent over $1,000 that night.