Order in the court!!

PINHEAD: Random garble? Are your serious? I completely offended by your ignorance! Just kidding. No, its not just garble - there's actually a meaning behind it. I acutally once met a dancer who posted on the same discussion board as me. When we traded screen names, she immediately figured out what it meant, and I thought I was being clever. Oh well.

Good one Vflung. (probably based on a true story)
BTW, does your nickname have a story behind it or is it just random garble ?

PINHEAD: Your story reminded me of this...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."

Yoda, I think it was N Dartmouth. Anyway, I can see where a wife might over-react and so forth, but for someone else with an agenda to suggest a divorce, I found disturbing. It would be one thing if his sc visits were interfering with and were having an adverse effect on their relationship, but I didn't see it as such, but then again, I'm guilty of the same infraction, therefore, a little defensive.

I'm sure many wives would see a husbands visits to a strip club - especialy a contact club - as a form of cheating or infidelity. This is why most married men keep it a secret.