Stripper Lies
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Reading JohnSmith69's "Truth or Stripper Shit" post, I had an opinion but I had no way of determining whether his DS was telling the truth. But it reminded me of things strippers have told me that I later discovered were false. Here are some stripper lies. Please add your own.
- I don't have a boyfriend.
- I love you.
- I don't do dirty things in VIP like some dancers.
- I drove to Ionia on Saturday to visit my brother in prison. (It was her boyfriend who was in prison in the Ionia Correctional Facility, Ionia, MI)
- I don't have any kids. (She had a son and a Caesarean scar, although it was very faint.)
- I'm 25. (She was really 30. But I don't mind if dancers lie about their age. It's expected in the entertainment business.)
- My real name is Jessica. (It was Amy. But I don't mind lies about real names either. Dancers need to protect their privacy.)
- I've never done this before.
- I'll pay you back next month.
- My mother is dying of cancer.
- I have a tumor.
- Matt is always here because he's finishing my basement. (He was living with her.)
- I don't do drugs.
- My car is in the shop and I need $500 for repairs.
- I'll pay you back next week.
- I can't come to your house today because I have a sore throat.
- I didn't call you because I lost my phone.
- My Facebook says I'm in a relationship with John, but I'm really not. He's gay.
- I've only had sex with 3 guys in my whole life.
- I'll pay you back as soon as I get my purse out of my locker.
Comments
last commentI love the taste of your cum
I'd love to meet your wife.
I like hanging out with you (at the club) – you are cool – not like the other guys
OMG – you look 15 years younger than…
I'm in school; pre-med
I own a Range Rover and a BMW
Yeah my breasts are real
You're making me wet.
After standing me up for a lunch date and not returning my phone calls, I go on line and discover that my ATF of 8 years had applied…
Alucard would probably have some good ones if he was still with us.
Your bald spot is so sexy
Six packs are too hard; I love your comfy beer-belly
I had one new stripper try to tell me that I was so much cooler and more interesting than the 20+ other guys in the club after talking…
Don't worry baby I'm clean
"Six packs are too hard; I love your comfy beer-belly"
Papi. I laughed so hard at this one because it's so true. I have had many dancers…
The guy waiting for me outside in the car is my brother!
And whatever happened to alucard????
I've never had an std. You're the only guy I do bareback. I've stopped fucking all guys except you and my BF I'll meet you at the hotel at 4:00 pm…
I actually did graduate from law school but decided not to be a lawyer. I was thinking about you the other day and wondering how you were. That orgasm was…
Oh man, I've gotten the "I was thinking about you the other day" line a couple times.
There are exactly three strippers I would believe that from, only because…
@Papi_Chulo: " love your comfy beer-belly"
My ATF uses one like that on me still, to this day.
Last time I talked to her, I told her I was working…
“... Oh man, I've gotten the "I was thinking about you the other day" line a couple times ...”
I totally believe this when they say it b/c 99%…
You're different.
I LOVE bald guys – they seem so mature and interesting
I hate young guys - I love men over 60 – they have so much experience