Freaked Me The Hell Out

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to a month. There was a slight pinkish tint in my urine the first time I pissed and then it was completely normal.

I waited about a week before any sex and by chance I was titty fucking this girl when I first ejaculated. That shit looked like very dark A1 sauce coming out of my dick. I was more freaked out than the girl who was in near hysterics. Over the next two weeks my seamen slowly returned to normal.

Sorry to spoil anyone’s dinner but now that I’m officially old I understand that we are supposed to compare the health of our prostates. Did I mention that I’m cancer free? Fuck Yeah!

And to you young whippersnappers who want to make snide remarks all I have to say is "As I am so you shall be".