Freaked Me The Hell Out
I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to a month. There was a slight pinkish tint in my urine the first time I pissed and then it was completely normal.
I waited about a week before any sex and by chance I was titty fucking this girl when I first ejaculated. That shit looked like very dark A1 sauce coming out of my dick. I was more freaked out than the girl who was in near hysterics. Over the next two weeks my seamen slowly returned to normal.
Sorry to spoil anyone’s dinner but now that I’m officially old I understand that we are supposed to compare the health of our prostates. Did I mention that I’m cancer free? Fuck Yeah!
And to you young whippersnappers who want to make snide remarks all I have to say is "As I am so you shall be".
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last commentYou're the same guy as Dick22
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In fact you're Zipman, clogging up the board with your troll accounts
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You ejaculated seamen? The dark colors must have been Tars.....
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Sloppussy rides again
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I would freak out if I shit out of my dick too
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Damn, that is freaky.
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What was your PSA?
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^^^^ I don't think this was a Public Service Announcement. ;)
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I don't even want to know how they take a biopsy of one's prostate.
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What's long and hard and full of seamen?
A ship. What else would it be?
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"What's long and hard and full of seamen?
A ship. What else would it be?"
Brilliant!
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Glad to hear you're cancer-free slaux_pas! Cancer-free = brilliant!
Unless, of course, you're trolling us as mikeya02 seems to suspect! In which case, I'll just say A1 steak sauce from your dick = brilliant troll joke and cancer-free still equals brilliant because I wouldn't wish cancer on anybody! ;)
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I had a liver biopsy last year b/c my liver levels were elevated for a while – thankfully the biopsy came back negative for any liver issues – it turned out it was a multi-vitamin I was taking that was giving my liver issues and my liver levels slowly came back to normal after stopping the multi-vitamins.
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