the war of old farts against the young studs have begun

Okay, young stud. Here comes the opening salvo! I strike you thrice about the head with my cane, young whippersnapper.....

And I'd bite too if my dentures wouldn't fall out!

Get off my lawn!!!!

Piercings are hot

Most rock music from before 1994 is boring

"Most rock music from before 1994 is boring"

Thanks for making me laugh on this rainy, dreary Monday. lol.

No laughing at whippersnapper attempts at humor, moto! ;-)

In this corner, "young studs", AKA black knights.

And in this corner, "old farts", AKA, Arthur King of the Britons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjEcj8Kp…

Lol

Young soi-disant stud: "The war . . . have begun."
Old fart: You must be a recent graduate of a public high school -- or maybe not a graduate at all :)
You have been served, Mr. just_the_nuts. (BTW, does that mean your dick is gone and only the balls remain?)

Hey old fart, I have more spoilers on my car than a jet and I have more speakers in it than you Playboys stacked by your toilet.

Also, it's time to trade in the flip phone for something newer! lol

If you can't run with the old dogs, stay on the porch.

I won the battle with young studs long ago. Just watch the young valet guys lust after the DS when she gets out of the car. Her breasts are hanging low, and they drool. I just smile as I take her by the hand and lead her to a night of debauchery in my room. Meanwhile the young guys just jerk off in bed at the memory of her.

I've never lived in a world without color TV.

Ricky boy loves strocking young bouncers lol

Funny shit

Fuck all your old saggy ass balls...lol

No Juice, we are not ShadowSabreToothTiger

And I will smite you young turds with my Post slide rule and my manual drafting gear!!!

Can't we all just get along?

(The President in Mars Attacks right before being zapped into oblivion)

Strippers prefer older guys. We have more money, more respect for them, and better manners.

More like the battle of the old studs vs. the young duds. On one side we have guys who have done the family thing and now fuck around because they want to and there's nothing stopping them. On the other side we have natural selection's rejects - young guys who troll strip club sites because they have nothing else to do and visit clubs because it's the only way they will ever get personal attention from even reasonably attractive females.

However this so-called battle goes on this board, at least we'll know that nature has most definitely chosen correctly. ;)

Had to bump this just this once. I didn't want any of you young troll boys to miss this. After all, some of you guys probably sleep late since you have no place to go an nothing to do each day, so I didn't want you to miss any early morning activity. ;)

rock,

On the flip side, we don't have, no job, no respect even for ourselves, "What are manners?", a supply of illegal substances, etc...