Sister Act
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<p class="MsoNormal">A favorite has a look-alike at the club.<span style=""> </span>When they work the same shift, they pretend to be sisters.<span style=""> </span>She figures it’s worth an extra 3-6 dances a night.<o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">The other night they both happened to be working when I showed up.<span style=""> </span>My fave introduced me to her “sister.”<span style=""> </span>I wanted to check out their sister act, so I played along.<span style=""> </span>They were very convincing, and if I didn’t know better, I probably would have believed they were really sisters.<o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">The funny thing was that even after I got the “sister dance” the other dancer stayed in character, and kept insisting they really were sisters.<span style=""> </span>Perhaps she didn’t realize my fave had already told me, or more likely, she just enjoyed messing with me.<span style=""> </span><o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">It reminded me of Robert Downey Jr.’s character in Tropic Thunder:<span style=""> </span>“Man, I don’t drop character ‘till I done the DVD commentary.”</p>
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