Sister Act

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<p class="MsoNormal">A favorite has a look-alike at the club.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>When they work the same shift, they pretend to be sisters.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>She figures it&rsquo;s worth an extra 3-6 dances a night.<o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">The other night they both happened to be working when I showed up.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>My fave introduced me to her &ldquo;sister.&rdquo;<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I wanted to check out their sister act, so I played along.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>They were very convincing, and if I didn&rsquo;t know better, I probably would have believed they were really sisters.<o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">The funny thing was that even after I got the &ldquo;sister dance&rdquo; the other dancer stayed in character, and kept insisting they really were sisters.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Perhaps she didn&rsquo;t realize my fave had already told me, or more likely, she just enjoyed messing with me.<span style="">&nbsp; </span><o:p><br type="_moz" />
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<p class="MsoNormal">It reminded me of Robert Downey Jr.&rsquo;s character in Tropic Thunder:<span style="">&nbsp; </span>&ldquo;Man, I don&rsquo;t drop character &lsquo;till I done the DVD commentary.&rdquo;</p>
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  • StormBringer
    15 years ago
    <p>Aaahhh, this brings back fond memories of the Santini Sisters who used to tour Ontario, Canada&nbsp;and perhaps elsewhere too many years ago (sigh). They really did look like sisters, but whether they really were, I have no idea. The shows were great and I saw them several times in my hometown and in two other towns when they happened to be where I happened to be on business. (Sometimes even I have good luck.) One of their routines was to get some poor shlub on stage, unzip his pants and insert a 12&quot; sausage into his open fly and then deepthraot the other end of it. One time I saw the act, some guy walked into the club just as that was happening and he thought she was really blowing the guy on stage. It was the classic double-take and the look on his face was absolutely pricless.<br />
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    They would sell Polaroids of themselves posing with a customer for $10.<br />
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    &nbsp;</p>
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