StormBringer

<p>Aaahhh, this brings back fond memories of the Santini Sisters who used to tour Ontario, Canada&nbsp;and perhaps elsewhere too many years ago (sigh). They really did look like sisters, but whether they really were, I have no idea. The shows were great and I saw them several times in my hometown and in two other towns when they happened to be where I happened to be on business. (Sometimes even I have good luck.) One of their routines was to get some poor shlub on stage, unzip his pants and insert a 12&quot; sausage into his open fly and then deepthraot the other end of it. One time I saw the act, some guy walked into the club just as that was happening and he thought she was really blowing the guy on stage. It was the classic double-take and the look on his face was absolutely pricless.<br /> <br /> They would sell Polaroids of themselves posing with a customer for $10.<br /> <br /> &nbsp;</p>

Three times within three weeks at two different clubs, I got propositioned by strippers. One offered to &quot;go for coffee&quot; with me for $350, another told me a tale of woe about needing to pay for her car after it was repaired and she needed $350, and the third &quot;needed to pay her rent and didn't have enough&quot; and she needed, you guessed it, $350.<br /> <br /> At the time (several years ago), the top escorts in town were getting half that per hour and none of the three dancers who tried hitting me up for money would have been even close to qualifying as the better escorts in town. They were NOT worth $350 for an overnight or even a weekend and I know that if I'd handed over the cash, not only would I have never seen it again, I would never have seen that dancer again.<br /> <br /> Yes, lots of strippers have problems in their lives and genuine tales of woe, but if they start telling those tales to you and asking for money, sit on your wallet.<br /> <br />

Are the VIP dances half price?&nbsp; :-)<br /> <br />