A father
buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides
to test it out at dinner one night.
The father
asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son
says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot
slaps the son.
The son
says , "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks,
"What movie did you watch?"
Son says,
"Toy Story."
The robot
slaps the son.
Son says,
"Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says,
“What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot
slaps the father.
Mom laughs
and says,
“Well, he
certainly is your son."
The
robot slaps the mother.
Robot
for sale.
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Zipman says he's not Slaux.pas....
Robot knocks him out....
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Lol
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We need that robot on tuscl so the next time jerikson claims not to be a female the thing can knocj the shit out of her.
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I. Going to make $100,000 a month and that robot is going to come on here and knock out anyone who saya otherwise
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After it cold cocks the crazy guy who claims he's going to make $100,000/year....... ;)
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