A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says , "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,
“Well, he certainly is your son."
The
robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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Nice
Zipman says he's not Slaux.pas.... Robot knocks him out....
Lol
We need that robot on tuscl so the next time jerikson claims not to be a female the thing can knocj the shit out of her.
I. Going to make $100,000 a month and that robot is going to come on here and knock out anyone who saya otherwise
After it cold cocks the crazy guy who claims he's going to make $100,000/year....... ;)
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