Customers who SPEND MONEY on strippers are urged to BE AWARE of the money in their WALLET/POCKET. There are strippers out there who STEAL MONEY from a customer's pocket or wallet. DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM. Check your MONEY several times BEFORE and AFTER getting dances (or whatever sexual services you buy).
DO NOT let your ERECTION ruin your life!!!!!!!
customer beware
could be a costly erection
Most of us have buttons on at least one rear pocket. Take out your alloted amount for dances before you go into the VIP and button your wallet in your hip pocket. If she picks your pocket, you lose only what you might have been willing to spend anyway. If you wear a shirt with a button pocket for the dance money, so much the better.
We are ruled and ruined by our erections. What other reason is there for going to these clubs in the first place?
RL actually has a valid point. If a stripper has her hands in your pocket and is not grabbing mr happy, then she may be grabbing something else such as cash. Of course even a moron could figure this out I believe. Pay attention to dancers hands near your pockets if you're worried. Before, during, and after dances.