Has this ever happened to you?
Friday, July 1, 2005 7:01 AM
When I was in Las Vegas at the Palamino, which wasn't the greatest night of my life, I made the mistake of getting worked up in a place that does not supply happy endings. So since it was dark I thought it would be safe to whip it out under the table and take matters into my own hands so to speak. Someone must have seen what I was doing because this big ape of a bouncer slapped the back of my head so hard I saw stars. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?", He yelled. I was so embarrassed because everyone in the place was looking at me. I stood up, zipped up and then ouch I caught my dick in the zipper. What bothers me the most is I could not think of one single Mark Twain quote to soothe either my nerves or my sore penis. My life sucks, I should just end it all.
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