Ways to know you are spending too much time at a strip club
samsung1
Ohio
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:30 AM
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3) You utter the phrase “I remember when at this club…”<br />
4) In conversation you keep asking “Which Asia?” because you know three of them.<br />
5) The bouncer ask you what TV channel you want to watch.<br />
6) The waitress and bartender argue because they both know what whiskey you drink. (The waitress was right)<br />
7) You know what dancers are working by what cars are parked in the lot.<br />
8) When you’ve seen the same outfit on three different dancers.<br />
9) All the people you follow on twitter have avatars that are NSFW.<br />
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This is a collection of some of the worst dancer opening lines I have heard:<br />
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1) “Will you buy me a couple drinks, I’m not drunk enough to talk to you yet”<br />
2) “Can I sit next to you for a second, I’m trying to hide from my parole officer<br />
3) Angry dancer stomps on my foot and calls me a fuckin’ dick, second dancer yells at her “not him, the other table”.<br />
4) Dancer walks up tries to shake my hand, knocks drink in my lap. Turns and leaves.<br />
5) “Men are fucking pigs…. Except you of course”<br />
6) “You hate me don’t you”<br />
7) “Don’t I know your brother?”<br />
8) “I’m not leaving until you buy dances from me”
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