joke of the day

A teenage boy met an old man who was carrying a bag. "What's in the bag?" Asked the boy.

"Magic apples", said the old man.

"Prove it", said the youngster.

" Well, besides apples, what are your two favorite fruits?"

"Watermelon and peaches", said the boy.

The old man handed him an apple and told him to taste it. The boy took a bite and said it tasted like watermelon.

"Ok turn it over", said the old man.

The boy did, and took another bite. This tasted like peach. Nevertheless the boy remained unconvinced that the apples were magic, so the old man told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy", grinned the boy mischievously.

The old man handed him another apple and told him to try it. The boy took a big bite, but spat it out immediately. Wiping his mouth, he exclaimed: " That tasted likr shit!"

The old man smiled and said, "Turn it over".