For Anyone Ever Visiting Miami ... Take Heed of This ROB Place

Club Madonna 1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, Florida 33139 Sometimes you have to just see for yourself. That's what happened to me. Others have said this place is a ripoff, but I decided to try it anyway. Big mistake. Fortunately I recognized my error early and only wasted $25 and 15 minutes. Clue #1 - There were 3 or 4 ladies sitting or standing outside the entrance. All had fake boobs and weren't that pretty. Clue #2 - One of the ladies followed me in the door. She had balloon boobs and would not have been my choice for a lap dance, even if I were blindfolded. Clue #3 - The cost to get into the place $20 and an old hag that looked like she used to be dancer 15 years ago was collecting it. Clue #4 - The lady (and I use that term loosely) took my arm to escort me into the main dance room. She lead me to a bench against the wall and asked me to sit down. She sat close to me and began rubbing my leg. Her hand quickly reached my dick which was very limp, having not yet seen anything to get excited about. Clue #5 - She began to explain that this was an activity based club and tried to convince me that I should start with 30 minutes in a private room for $300. Or 15 minutes for only $150. When I said I didn't have that kind of money, she started losing interest but did finally say she might be able to set me up with a lady for $50 for two songs in a not so private setting. When I asked if I could simply sit here and watch the pole dancers, the answer was no. Without activity, I was not welcomed. So I walked out.