Ron Jeremy In Hospital In Critical Condition

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• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  I've seen many of these in the last 30 yrs. Chances are HE will die!
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  He's probably had all of his life sucked out of him.
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  ^^^^^
  LMFAO
  
• crsm27

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  12 years ago

  Alucard is correct.... It is sad a heart aneurysm even caught right away never turns out good.
  
  Like dave chapella said..... I learned my stroke from you.
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Alucard why always so negative? Maybe you should start drinking your breakdast every morning like I do
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  An Abdominal Aneurysm offers a a bit better chance of survival than an Aortic Arch Aneurysm. His physical condition is unlikely to be helping him.
• bigman226

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  12 years ago

  If he passes, that's a funeral that should be televised.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  It's reported he's been in over 2000 films. I wonder how many scenes?
  
  He appeared at a club where one of my favorites works. She tells me he took at least a couple of the waitresses to the managers office. Geez, even at his age, and all the porn he has done, he still needs some pussy a couple if times a day. Must be nice.
• 10inches

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  12 years ago

  girl really did blow him !!!!
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  damn, if he dies that will be one more thing on the ol' bucket list i can't complete.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @carolynne: Better head out there, then! Who knows, fucking you might bring him back from the brink. Or send him off in style. One or the other.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Seems to be still alive, but having a surgery on an Aortic Arch Aneurysm is VERY HIGH risk!
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  I stumbled upon some stuff about comedian Milton Berle a few years ago. Apparently he had a reputation for being very well endowed. At a wake, another comedian remarked that Berle would be buried today and his penis buried tomorrow. Perhaps Jeremy would be in that same category.
• tumblingdice

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  12 years ago

  Drac!You ever fuck a dead person?
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Man, Ron Jeremy used to be a stud back in the day. I have no idea why a person would let himself go like that, when given such a gift. But, I guess with a 24" dick and getting paid to fuck every chick on the planet, you stop caring about how you look. I love you Ron, but you kind of let this aneurysm happen. Get in shape, old man.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Was listening to the Bob & Tom radio show yesterday and they were discussing Mr. Jeremy.
  
  One of them brought up that there would probably be lots if volunteers to insert his catheter. Which then the question was raised, does having a Big Johnson make it easier or more difficult to insert a catheter?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  As long as there are no strictures or other urethral issues, SIZE makes NO difference in the insertion of a Foley Catheter.
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  if he dies, i wonder if the funeral will be open casket? and if so, which end of the casket will be open? they better have security...