Fat Farting Stripper
Sunday, October 14, 2012 8:13 PM
Anyone had a lapdance and the stripper had bad gas? This happened to me last week. I was getting a dance from a girl I felt sorry for. She was too fat to be a stripper. And she was having a bad day with no customers. So I thought I will make her feel better and give her $20. As soon as she started dancing, she started to let out some big farts. First I thought it was some sound from the music. Then I realized as the song progressed that it was starting to stink really bad. Finally I had to tell her to stop the dance and get out of that place.
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