Darn those wasteful broke spenders

So I know we've all been there at one point. You're enjoying yourself at the strip club and there's this pretty little thang you just happened to find there. Regardless if she's your ATF or not, you want her and you want her NOW. But oh no some other dude got to her first. So you think alright, I'll wait for a bit since he looks like an average joe guy. Several minutes go by, you see a fake smile plastered on her face and she eventually leaves, no monetary value has been exchanged whatsoever, and if she was enjoying his company, it was incredibly short. you realize, "damn, that guy just wasted time fucking around with the girl I wanted a dance from". Then you got those guys, that tip, throw about 3-10 dollars of tips on stage and just ogle the lap dances from afar. They're not getting their own, they're not buying a drink, nothing. They just wasted $30 dollars on getting in the club to do shit. They don't even fake it with nice clothes like their balling turning away all dancers. I remember on two occasions, there was this guy, he was kind of tipsy and I saw him only get ONE dance and he kept trying to get a free dance from a chick and even kept grabbing at her, telling her to sit on his lap and talk even though he had no money. The other occasion was that I came during a bacholer party, so I said fuck this is going to be bad. Indeed it was. but apparently girls were walking around because even the DJ said "hey guys, you gonna just sit there and look like a lump or are you gonna have a little fun and get a dance or two". That one was pretty eh because as far as I could tell, the only thing I was offered was a massage (which I wish I took because she had HUGE breasts).

So personally, I say guys, if you know you don't got enough money for more than a dance, don't bother coming. Its a waste of time for dancers, its a waste of time for actual customers who wanna blow money fast and get as much booty bouncing as possible. Try working on saving some money, maybe instead of getting lap dances, get some new clothes or overall new hygene techniques or something. Wasteful broke guys are the pits, but what do you guys think.