lappers and baby oil ?
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
If you want a fuckin good lappers that could help you bust a nut just lather your dock heavy with some baby oil and put on your favorite perv shorts and you will be piping those ho's hard and fast
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Baby oil is so high school shit.
Sometimes I wonder if you actually have your sanity.
But then again I wonder if I am the one who is nuts.
I wouldn't mind putting some grapeseed oil on Emma Stone
http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/8-unexpect…
Anyway, grape seed oil is what my massage therapist used. It doesn't have the gritty feel that baby oil gets, and it's way easier to clean up. Plus, it's edible. And, like Emma Stone, of one is allergic to other products, it works well there, too.
Baby oil, despite popular myth, is NOT for getting your dick stroked. It's not goopy enough, and you get sore after a short while. KY jelly isn't right either, it dries too quickly. What are you guys smokin' ?
You need a real lube. Something called Juicy Lube is good, but I'm sure there's others. Real goopy, washes off with water, just perfect. Even comes in flavors. Hell, baby oil is just a mess, I think you need soap to get it off, it just sucks.
Moisturizing lotion also sucks cause it dries to quickly. Real quickly.
Haven't tried grapeseed oil, but I will. Sounds good. Where do you get it? At the local lapdance supply store?
LOL! Some grocery stores carry it, and a lot of so-called "natural" food stores.
If there is a downside, it's that it has an odor. Not unpleasant or overpowering, but distinct.