After smoking for 55 years, it finally caught up to me. I just spent 2 days in the hospital. While I was there, she came to visit me. She had her IPOD with her I asked her acces my email and send snowtime a PM to let the guys know what was up with me. She composed and sent the following email.
"Hello [snowtime], this is john's daughter, he wanted me to let you know the sex change went fine. Kidding. Dad's in the hospital, he went in last night and is being treated for bronchitis. We're hoping he'll be out tomorrow or Saturday at the latest. Please send chandler and magicrat a pm letting them know. He'll be in top lap dance shape soon. Thanks [daughter]."
I gave up alcohol. Now I am giving up smoking. But I am not giving it strip clubs.


I am glad you are giving up smoking. My dad has smoked for 50+ years too. Almost to that point of needing oxygen, yet he keeps on going. Surely will blow himself up one day when the oxygen comes to be needed.