Clap Clap

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MissionaryMan
Untreatable gonorrhea is spreading worldwide. The clap is back. May Jesus have mercy on your souls. I heard it can make strippers go crazy. Story Here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47704210/ns/…
MissionaryMan

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Alucard
13 years ago
Bye Bye MissionaryMan! As a Health care Professional I know about gonorrhea. TAKE your preaching elsewhere!!!
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TABB
13 years ago
Well add gonorrhea to the mix of future untreatable diseases. The biggest fear right now us mersa some scientists say a 30 percant increase of infected people will die sometime around the next decade. It will double every decade until a cure could be found.
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Pablo Antonio
13 years ago
@MissionaryMan.

I hope that you attend stripclubs and preach to the dancers there. We TUSCL members are beyond saving, but there are thousands of beautiful dancers who still have a chance at a better life.

I know one girl I am desperately trying to save. Who knows .............
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MissionaryMan
13 years ago
@Alucard, hah, I can see how you might think I’m a preacher… I did mention Jesus, but shit, I meant that as a pun, MISSIONARY comes from one my many favorite sex positions. The name rolls off the tongue better than DoggieMan. That name might give you all the wrong impression.

@TABB I really don’t know what you just said, but it sounds like we will all die within the next decade. As long as you can’t get the Clap from BBBJ, I might make it 20 years. Can you Alucard?

@pabloantonio I try to never preach to the dancers, usually I ask them something stupid to test their personalities out to see if we are a good match personality wise. The right questions mean I hardly have to talk, let alone preach. Sometimes it’s tough to get the bitches to shut up. I’ve had to say I was going to the bathroom only to disappear. Nothing worse than finding out you’re not into a girl and then she won’t shut up.
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karinamai
13 years ago
Is it wrong that I knew you meant the position before you said anything?
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Alucard
13 years ago
"I might make it 20 years. Can you Alucard?"

I'll likely be DEAD in 20 yrs, but NOT from gonorrhea.
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Alucard
13 years ago
"@Alucard. I believe he was asking you if someone can contract gonorrhea from a BBBJ.

“As long as you can’t get the Clap from BBBJ, I might make it 20 years. Can you Alucard?” "

YES! One can. It is a two way street, get & give!
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MissionaryMan
13 years ago
@karinamai not bad at all.

@Che I was... thanks. Thanks Alucard.

I'd suggest checking the P for discharge, but then again they could be a carrier without symptoms. DFK could be out of the question too. Damm, we need a modern day Louis Pasteur.
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Alucard
13 years ago
At this point in my life, I'm NOT giving up DFK with my willing ATF!
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Alucard
13 years ago
As a aside, MissionaryMan if you are a germophobe - try the Travolta method or stay in your house & don't touch anyone without gloves & certainly don't expose the open front end of your alimentary canal to someone else's. But it is SO MUCH more fun connecting the two. LOL
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Stiletto25
13 years ago
Is that you African?
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Alucard
13 years ago
"Is that you African?"

If it were truly ALP, I don't think he'd be thanking me politely Stiletto25. I don't think ALP has me on his "Friends" list! LOL
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sinclair
13 years ago
MissionaryMan, welcome to TUSCL. The members that frequent the discussion board can be a tough crowd. Thanks for sharing the link.
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Player11
13 years ago
I would not be celibate any more than I would eat garbage. I love sex with strippers and done many of them over the years.
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