Gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome to the stage ... OCTOMOM!!!!
That's right ... sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, Octo has felt "sexually liberated" since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.
We're told Octo will make be making "thousands" from the gig ... not all in singles.
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last commentSC, good find, you're always on the pulse....
It's been years since I went to T's, but I love that club!!!...oh, lol, I'll pass on the Octo gig....I'm all set...
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Oh darn, I have to have a tooth pulled that week...
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Maybe Clubber will take one for the team...
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I understand that before all the bru-ha she danced before. It wasn't long, but she did hit the stage I hear.
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Have you seen her photos??? I would rate her as a 4 at best. No way would I pay to see her on stage!
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canny - she would fit in very well at the Palace in the Pines. LOL.
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NEVER go to see "featured" dancers! TOTAL waste of time & money!!
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She's on a sugar daddy world tour?
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Clubber has to have all his teeth pulled that week. He won't be able to make it. :)
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VM - I am not buying that teeth pulling thing. I tried that last week and snowtime was taking bets that I wouldn't last 2 weeks before my next strip club visit. He won. It was only 8 days. :)
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While I will be in East Florida that week, and while I occasionally enjoy a good freak show, I don't think I want to contribute to this trainwreck. Of course I may reconsider and, if I do will post a review.
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not going to waist my time seeing octo mom
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@alucard, I went to see one featured dancer at a strip club once and it was worth it. She's a famous porn star and I think I spent about $100 that night including a couple of lap dances with a stripper who was working there.
It was nice seeing her on stage in person. No, I didn't get any dances with her, I just wanted to see her for myself.
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Funny how Octomom previously felt mortified by the thought of stripping/nudity, but now feels "sexually liberated." I don't buy that for a second. Supposedly, it was a total last resort because she was heading toward bankruptcy and foreclosure/eviction. There's no way she just suddenly got good with it.
I think it's like marine corp training syndrome. Nobody wants to do it up front, but once people go through that hell, they can't exactly say they hated it because that makes them seem stupid and weak. Instead, to keep down any cognitive dissonance, graduates say the loved it in retrospect and it made them stronger/better/... ad nauseum.
Basdically, she was broke and danced/stripped to keep herself out of the poorhouse. Of course she says she likes it - it's the only way she can live with herself.
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"I think it's like marine corp training syndrome. Nobody wants to do it up front, but once people go through that hell, they can't exactly say they hated it because that makes them seem stupid and weak. Instead, to keep down any cognitive dissonance, graduates say the loved it in retrospect and it made them stronger/better/... ad nauseum."
Of course, it's possible that there is, in fact, no "cognitive dissonance" involved, but instead a simple change of perspective based on experience. For the record, many, if not most, of the Marines I've met did hate boot camp, and weren't shy about saying so. There is no contradiction between that stance and acknowledging that one learned and gained from the experience.
If boot amp was different for you, well then, it was different. IME, that would be atypical.
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I tossed up my Cheerios this morning when I saw on the MSN homepage: Octomom to start stripping.
Have you ever read anything more horrifying?
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"if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances."
She prefers going to the sperm bank.
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What's bad is she'll possibly be the hottest dancer there that day. And there's no way in hell I'd stop in to see her.
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Arg, who cares? Why do people care so much about her?
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steve,
I doubted I would even think of going then I looked up her picture and decide there was NO WAY I'd even think of it.
vm,
Pulled teeth would be an excellent option or having to see "Bridget the Midget' again.
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