My 5 years of strip clubbing I pretty much heard every type of music. What is the cheesiest/sappy song have you you ever heard. Mine was to be bonnie Tyler eclipse of the heart.
Lol. I always kind of liked that song...on the radio...maybe not in a club.
I'm not into country music, but I've been to some clubs where certain girls only dance to country. I think it's dumb - but "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney is a popular standard.
Back in the 80's when controversial rap group 2Live Crew was popular, I heard "Hey, Hey I want some Pussy" fairly often. Not sappy - but loved the last line "just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese"
Several rap and electro pop songs sample chords from classic rock songs I like that. I often wonder if the young dancers have any clue. don't know who it is but one of my favorites uses California Dreamin' by the Mamas and Papas
That awesome part about the the song, someone actually requested it and the DJ played the whole 5 Min of the song. Some semi old Asia guy that was doing VIP at Christies cabaret did it.
"Heard it in a Love Song" - Marshall Tucker Band. And yes, it was on a country music themed night. Little hottie danced to it in pigtails, daisy dukes and cowboy boots, lol
Whatever has the lyric "Roxeanne, you don't have to turn on the red light" LOL, I think a DJ hated a dancer on stage. It always made my ATF cringe when we sat together and that song came on.
deogol-That's "Roxanne" by the Police. I have heard that one in a strip club a time or two. It's about a prostitute, so it's probably appropriate.
The absolute cheesiest song I heard in a club has to be "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison. That doesn't count the fact that the final song at one of the clubs I go to is always a Weird Al Yankovic song (its not always the same song).
I forgot about this one. Wasn't cheezy or sappy, but very weird. It was in Cheeks, West Carrollton, Ohio, I believe. I'm not sure of that being the club, as I visited a few up there, but it was walking distance from my hotel, so most likely the one.
Anyway, this was mid-September 2001. We all know that time! So they played "The Star Spangled Banner"! I must say, the place went pretty nuts, in a good way! Maybe samsung or ohiovoyeur were there. :)
A dancer I knew requested the country song "Tequila makes her clothes fall off". Cute song title, crappy song. But she made it work, at least the first night. The new had worn off by the next night.
One of my old favorites almost always danced to Journey but sometimes she danced to November Rain by GnR. My all time favorite power ballad. It's a long song so she would dance her 3 song set to just that.
I seem to have greatfully blocked it out. Once I heard a total chick song, possibly opposing activities like SC. It was either Rihanna-Take a Bow or Beyonce-Single Ladies. The DJ should have been shot!
A current, slightly older dancer at a local club here dances to Michael Jackson, Bee Gees, and old Olivia Newton John songs. First time I heard them I thought I'd died and gone straight to Stripclub Hell. Talk about Cheeze-o-Rama.
In one of my lame local clubs, a good looking stripper danced to a couple of Phil Collins 90's ballads. Upon tipping her $1 I told her she should really think about her music selection. Her reply? "I make more money than any other girl in her, so I like my music just fine." The only tip she got from me, cheap bastard that I am.
Not so much "cheezy" as it was just somehow wrong. A few years ago I talked a dancer, at a club where they picked their own tunes from one of those wifi juke boxes, to do a stage set to "Inna Gadda da Vida." She dialed up the original one with the drum solo (17 minutes, I think).
She really tried to work the pole and stage through the entire song (though I don't think it is possible!) and walked up to me after, laughing hard and dripping in sweat, and said "you OWE me for that!" She staggered to the dressing room, showered and returned to my lap committed to "never again" let a customer pick her music. But she was still laughing!
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I'm not into country music, but I've been to some clubs where certain girls only dance to country. I think it's dumb - but "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney is a popular standard.
Back in the 80's when controversial rap group 2Live Crew was popular, I heard "Hey, Hey I want some Pussy" fairly often. Not sappy - but loved the last line "just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese"
Several rap and electro pop songs sample chords from classic rock songs I like that. I often wonder if the young dancers have any clue. don't know who it is but one of my favorites uses California Dreamin' by the Mamas and Papas
"Heard it in a Love Song" - Marshall Tucker Band. And yes, it was on a country music themed night. Little hottie danced to it in pigtails, daisy dukes and cowboy boots, lol
Can't be wrong!
The absolute cheesiest song I heard in a club has to be "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison. That doesn't count the fact that the final song at one of the clubs I go to is always a Weird Al Yankovic song (its not always the same song).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LTCdt4tk…
Ironically, haven't seen it done in a club but Trick Daddy's "Sugar (Gimme Some)" might actually work....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAQEK4Iy…
Anyway, this was mid-September 2001. We all know that time! So they played "The Star Spangled Banner"! I must say, the place went pretty nuts, in a good way! Maybe samsung or ohiovoyeur were there. :)
"Crazy Horse"? In Miami there was a Crazy Horse, but only women went there as far as I knew. Male dancers, you know!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f03d464…
That's GREAT Music IMHO!
Buy the way juice -- Anything by the Lonely Island is hilarious and would make me fall out of my seat if they actually played it in the strip club.
It was awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUN…
I bet it would clear a strip club in minutes.
She really tried to work the pole and stage through the entire song (though I don't think it is possible!) and walked up to me after, laughing hard and dripping in sweat, and said "you OWE me for that!" She staggered to the dressing room, showered and returned to my lap committed to "never again" let a customer pick her music. But she was still laughing!
Not for a SC, but one great tune!