I'm in Miami bitch. Well, I was.

67 Dances 21 Girls 3 clubs 1 Amp 1 FS 1 happy ending I was in Miami two weekends ago but am slow on writing about my trip. I was staying in the Pompano Beach area so I ended up going to clubs on the north side of Miami. Miami is a party city and I had a great time but I am not sure everyone would appreciate some of the clubs I visited. For Scarlett's in Halladale and Tootsie's in North Miami club is the more appropriate word and stripping can appear to be a side show. Solid Gold was more of what I think of as a traditional strip club but stage tipping was still much more important to the customers than I am use to seeing. Do I know you from a porn video The first club I walk into on my south Florida strip club tour and the first girl I see looks strangely familiar. There are a couple of big internet studios in south Florida and those studios produce a number of amateur and new girl videos. I buy this dancer and drink and get a few dancer from her. At the end of the dances I ask if I might be recognizing her from an internet video or two. She responded with no one has ever said anything so she wasn't sure anyone watch those videos. She said it was o.k. because she didn't have sex with anyone; she only sucked the guy's dick. Stage tipping in Miami. At all three of the clubs I went to stage tipping appeared to be about showing your status and less about any sort of stage action or finding a girl to get dances from. I saw guys who would make it rain and walk away or through out a few singles and stand back and watch. This was not one type of person but most of the customers. I did not have much trouble getting dances from girls but they don't all do dances. Sorry I don't do dances This only happened to me at one club but it happened with five different girls. I would ask to buy some lap dances, they would ask to go to the champagne room, I would say no and they would say sorry maybe some other time. I did go to the champagne room twice in south Florida, once at two different clubs and I knew would I could be getting and it was not cheap. As far as I can tell the girls did not want to do dances $25 at a time and would rather get one customer for $400 and go home. Yes, I will take the happy ending for $60. I had some time to kill on Sunday afternoon and it was raining so I wasn't going back to the beach. I had just spent way too much money and around 18 hours in strip clubs over the last couple of days so I wasn't going back there, so I went for a drive. I joked to myself that if I saw an AMP and it was open I would go in a give it a try. I drive by a strip mall with a sign that says SPA on it and they are open. There was no eye candy and she might have been rated by the group at a two or less but for half the time your face down and the other half my eyes were closed. If you don't hear from me again, I might have picked up a new hobby. To me Miami is a party town with loud music, young kids and pretty dancers. If you don't like loud music and the kids you will have to be more selective of the clubs you visit and what times you visit. Reviews to follow.