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OT: NASCAR race and ROBs

motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

14 yrs ago · 1 min read

First, let me say I'm not at all a fan NASCAR. I enjoy a liitle open wheel racing, but I never saw the point of watching a bunch of left hand turns in the same car I have in my driveway driven by some guys from North Carolina. (With apologies to my man Juice).

But I digress. Now that I've probably offended half the guys on here, let me make my point.

What's the deal today with the race today in Talladega that was 499 miles? It's the Indy 500, the Daytona 500. It's kind of like a ROB that's starts sucking you off but then stops just at the point no return.

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JuiceBox69

Mo'head69.....#1 non taken.....#2 I hate Nascar.....I love off road racing.....#3 wow they realy stop 1 mile from 500 ? That realy is a shitty way to do thangs lol....#4 these rednecks are all kinds of fucked up down er in the NC !

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Alucard

Did they forget a Lap? LOL

I only watch 1 or 2 races a year:

  1. Always the Indy 500
  2. Sometimes the NASCAR race at Indy
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vincemichaels

To each their own, but Talladega is one of the legendary tracks where the boys and gals do their thing. I've grown to enjoy the sport, and I agree, that watching everyone continually doing the left hand turns could be boring, but the race is so much more than that. I've enjoyed 3 races in the stands in the last few years and Talladega is Talladega !! 499, you wonder, why only 499. IMO, it's a marketing thing to be different. Who knows. If I get the opportunity, I'll do a few laps on the track on the non-race days. It's an awesome track, try driving on a road where the right side of your car is about 2 feet higher than the left side. LOL

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Papi_Chulo

Maybe it's the price of gas!!!

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motorhead

LOL!

"To each their own"

How true. Many of my friends who like NASCAR can't understand how i like watching golf.

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JuiceBox69

Baby jesus lol !

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carl95

It's a stupid marketing gimmick. The race is 188 laps on a 2.66 mile track same as the 2nd Talladega which is the "Talladega 500" (500.08 miles).

This one is sponsered by Aaron's so like everything they rent it's only x99 instead of the full 100.

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Clubber

carl has it correct. This "499" was actually 516.04 miles as they ran extra laps for what is known as a green-white-checkered finish. Keeps a race from ending under a caution flag.

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JuiceBox69

Wow.....redneck shit is stupid !

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Clubber

juicy,

Which shit is smart, or which do you prefer?

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JuiceBox69

I prefure the stuuupid part lol uh uh uh uh ! Mater : )

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mjx01

yep, what carl and clubber said

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JuiceBox69

Uh ! Uh !uh ! Nascar and moonshine ! Uh ! Uh !

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vincemichaels

GO JEFF, GO !! It's been awhile since you won a race. Don't be shy !! LOL

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