Stripper Conversation

magicrat
North Carolina
I was at a club on a very slow day recently and had three strippers around me having a conversation. I tried to listen for awhile but soon it was the old "blah, blah, blah..your lips are moving but I can't hear a word you're saying". Does anyone else care about what strippers say to each other? I'm not even sure I care what they say to me anymore, as it's the same ole crap we've all heard hundreds of times. Or am I just getting too old and uninterested?

28 comments

  • joesparty
    13 years ago
    No, it's not just you. I'm mid-30s and have only been in the game for a couple years, and I don't care anymore either. As you say, same old lines all the time.
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    "Or am I just getting too old and uninterested"

    Perhaps uninterested. LOL

    If I had the same situation with Dancers all around me, I'd listen as well as I could. I might catch some valuable intel in the midst of the gossip & SS. That is if I can hear the Dancer conversation at ALL over the ear KILLING music levels!!!
  • deogol
    13 years ago
    Same thing happens to me when I am at lunch - and they ain't strippers. Chicks just have different interests than guys do.
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Man its the same for me bla bla bla......its the same motion and formula that gets me from A to B......but I love it
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    "Chicks just have different interests than guys do"

    Life would be very dull if chicks were just like us. LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Dracula damn right ! I ain't sucking dick lol !
  • SuperDude
    13 years ago
    You mean strippers dont' read The Economist or The Wall Street Journal?
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    "You mean strippers dont' read The Economist or The Wall Street Journal"

    I guess only the $2000/night or higher types. LMAO

    Seriously, if a Dancer wants to read those items, more power to her!
  • farmerart
    13 years ago
    I do, SuperDude.
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    "I do, SuperDude"

    You NEED to Art. LOL

    Hey Art, have you met any Dancers that read The Economist or The Wall Street Journal & then discuss articles with you?
  • magicrat
    13 years ago
    Well these weren't deep intellectual conversations believe. It was mostly chick stuff or work related that sounded like it came from the pink side.
  • Ermita_Nights
    13 years ago
    I met a stripper once who claimed to be getting a PhD in math. I quizzed her a bit on linear algebra and decided she was telling the truth. But I wasn't in the mood to discuss math that night.
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    What the fuck are you saying sorry I didnt read what you wrote
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    Haven't gotten sick of it yet, but then, I never get tired of stripper gossip. When I do, I suspect I'll be dead...
  • SuperDude
    13 years ago
    The only worthwhile math conversation with a stripper is the approach to the holy coordinates.
  • shadowcat
    13 years ago
    What it boils down to is how well you know the dancer/s. I have had some great conversations with dancers one on one and in groups but it has always been with dancers that I know well. Rarely does this happen the first time I meet a dancer but it did happen to me with a 22 yo last Thu. I couldn't get enough of her.
  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    Don't you know strippers don't have conversations? They "conversate".

    My least favorite word in the English language.
  • jester214
    13 years ago
    I'm probably more inclined to listen to strippers talk to each other than talk to me... I figure 75% of what they say to each other is pure shit, but 95% of what they say to me is pure shit. So listening to them I get 20% less shit. Sold.
  • pabloantonio
    13 years ago
    I always listen when dancers talk to me. Some of it is useless information, but some of it is actually fun.

    Plus it saves me from trying to think of something stupid to say.

    My favs talk to me for hours. They comment what a good listener I am.
  • DandyDan
    13 years ago
    I am not very high on when strippers talk to each other. Most of it is just them talking about their day to day lives and frankly, I don't want to hear any of it, although with my current ATF, the conversation degenerates into girl play after a while, so that can be fun to watch.
  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    I do like it when another dancer joins our table. It takes the pressure off of making forced conversation. I like hearing dancers dis the others girls who are doing extras (good intel) or hear about the ones shooting up in the dressing room (stay away).
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    My conversations run the gamut from interesting to YAWN!
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    I hate one sided conversations with strippers especially the excuse they cant talk while my cocks in her mouth
  • lopaw
    13 years ago
    I enjoy listening to dancers talking to each other about their regulars or about the PL's in the club. It makes you wonder what they're saying about you. Pure entertainment.
  • crazyjoe
    13 years ago
    I like hearing the shit they come up with. It is more entertaining than most normal girls come up with. Last week I was out of town and 2 dancers I was talking to started talking to each other about how much they like titty fucking! One says she likes a guy that can make her say yes. She tries to look down at it and it hits her in the chin! She starts shaking her head yes and saying oh yes oh yes! Lmao
  • farmerart
    13 years ago
    It is certainly comic relief for me, coming from a macho world as I do.

    And; no, Alucard. I have never discussed anything I have ever read in The Economist or WSJ with any stripper I have ever met.

    I did once meet a stripper doing the same New York Times crossword puzzle that I enjoy solving.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    It depends on what they're saying. I prefer the conversation they have with me when I hear that slurping sound while they are on their knees in front of me in the VIP room. :)
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    vm,

    I really like this picture of MG.
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