I've bitched about this indirectly as part of other threads, but never heard a satisfactory response, so thought I'd make it a separate thread.
The best way for a dancer to get the boot from me is to try to sell me on a VIP during a LD. I'd be more turned on if she told me about her grandmother's yeast infection. I understand the idea of "strike while the iron is hot", but if the iron isn't still hot 30 seconds after the LD, how good could the LD have been (and what are the odds that I'm taking you to VIP)?
I have a couple theories. What do you think?
- This shit actually works on some guys. Or...
- The guy was planning on going VIP anyway, this doesn't turn him off, and they go back to VIP. The dancer assumes that it was her mouth (and not her titties) that persuaded him. Or...
- Anything else?


Along the same lines... had just entered the VIP of one of Detroit's seedier working class clubs and the dancer informs me she's available for OTC. I stuck to the original order of a dance.