Life Beyond VIP & Champagne

It's clearly a sign that I'm fucked, but when I go into clubs I look for some of the more creative and less obvious places to have fantasy encounters with gorgeous women....Screw the VIP & Champagne Rooms....I'm talking about which bar (on top of, or sitting at), which pool table, which elevator, which restroom, which chandelier, which ATM machine, which stage, etc, etc that best lends itself to gettin down with some Hot Babe if you had to at any moment (and I have to a lot).....I mean if somebody had a gun to your head, and suddenly you were told you had to bang your choice of willing hot chicks immediately or your capped - where would your contingency plan be to immediately choose a setting to unleash all this passion and just f#ckn let it rip....

Me, I'm going for it on the stage....