Republican Convention in Tampa

7 comments

• canny

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  13 years ago

  I guarantee that the candidates who campaign on "family values" platforms will be patronizing the strip clubs. The more vocal they are about family values, the more time they'll spend in the strip clubs.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  I think Mons Venus gave out free admission if you had some sort of Republican Convention badge the last time they were in Tampa.
• mikewazowski

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  13 years ago

  "I think Mons Venus gave out free admission if you had some sort of Republican Convention badge the last time they were in Tampa." Do you really think that happened. I doubt Mons Venus did that. In fact I KNOW they didn't. Know how I know? Because there has NEVER been a political party convention, Republican or Democrat, held in Tampa, ever.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  Yep, never in Tampa. This is a first.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Are you guys forgetting the Republican Cigar Viking Convention in 1015 A.D. with Leif Eriksson, heir to Erik the Red? That is how Tampa became a cigar center, just as SpongeBob SquarePants's exploits started the sponge industry there.
• sasquatch

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  13 years ago

  And I always thought that is was a tobacco "leaf"...
• sanitago

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  13 years ago

  don't doubt that there will be many a delegate visiting the local clubs......to "save" those 'poor unfortunate' women, of course. [snicker!]