Women I don't get Part 3 Originally posted 3/9/09 Rejected 9/8/09 no joke

The never ending list continues...<br />
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Oprah Winfrey- a rich, ugly, fat, black woman who tries to tell everyone what they should and shouldn't do.&nbsp; Wants to be the national decision maker.&nbsp; As much of a cult leader as Jim Jones.<br />
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Ellen DeGeneres- Used to be a very funny stand up comic.&nbsp; Her &quot;phone call with God&quot; bit is a classic.&nbsp; But now she has become a white. gay, Oprah wannabe who thinks she can dance.&nbsp; There is something wrong with a woman who refuses to wear a dress.<br />
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Portia DeRossi- Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres- odd looking lesbian partner of Ellen.&nbsp; WTF?<br />
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Britney Spears-&nbsp; When is someone going to tell this girl that she can't sing, and she is a marginal dancer at best.&nbsp; Isn't it time she take the big check from Hef and do a 10 page spread in Playboy.&nbsp; <br />
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Pink- Nice voice, but what the fuck is up with the hair, the tats and the piercings?&nbsp; I bet she was very attractive before she turned herself into a graffitti covered billboard.<br />
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