Women I don't get Part 3 Originally posted 3/9/09 Rejected 9/8/09 no joke

The never ending list continues...



Oprah Winfrey- a rich, ugly, fat, black woman who tries to tell everyone what they should and shouldn't do.  Wants to be the national decision maker.  As much of a cult leader as Jim Jones.



Ellen DeGeneres- Used to be a very funny stand up comic.  Her "phone call with God" bit is a classic.  But now she has become a white. gay, Oprah wannabe who thinks she can dance.  There is something wrong with a woman who refuses to wear a dress.



Portia DeRossi- Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres- odd looking lesbian partner of Ellen.  WTF?



Britney Spears-  When is someone going to tell this girl that she can't sing, and she is a marginal dancer at best.  Isn't it time she take the big check from Hef and do a 10 page spread in Playboy. 



Pink- Nice voice, but what the fuck is up with the hair, the tats and the piercings?  I bet she was very attractive before she turned herself into a graffitti covered billboard.