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My annual Vegas ROB experience

londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
Ok, it had to happen at some point but surprisingly enough it was in Rhino this time. Was there on my first evening visit when a mega hot brunette approached me when I was sitting down - I felt like I was Garth in that Wayne's World clip - man she was HOT. Anyway I try not to show too much encouragement as she sits down, we have a chat, you know usual shit like names, where you from etc. Anyway she asks me if I want a dance and I accept but she doesn't start at the next song but carries on chatting. Midway through the song she stands up for some reason, parts my knees and does a little hip movement, sits on my lap and drops a strap off her shoulder and talks to me through the rest of the song.

When the song finished she sits back in her chair and asks me for the $20. I am thinking WTF !! so I take out my wallet and give her the $20. From the look on my face I make it obvious I am not a happy bunny so the following dialouge comes out

her: you don't look happy?
me : why do you think that is?
her : I don't know
me: you think that was a $20 dance?
her: it's how I do all my dances
me : well if you think that's a $20 then fine
her: do you want your money back?
me : no, you said that was the way you dance and that it's $20 so you keep it
her: fine

She tehn walks off and I am pissed off about it and think to myself why should

1 comment

  • londonguy
    13 years ago
    please ignore this one guys I hit the post button too early. doh !
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