Look into my eyes...

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shadowcat
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Look into my thighs...
not around the thighs
Hypnotist teaches lapdancers

A HYPNOTIST is helping lapdancers lure men into spending more money on their sexy shows.
Entertainer Grant Saunders was called in by club boss Jason Armitage as takings slumped in the recession.



Grant ... stripper tips
Girls at Cleopatra's Lounge in Huddersfield, West Yorks, hope to keep spellbound punters forking out for £10 dances.



Matt ... eyes have it
Grant, 34, said: "They will use a technique called anchoring. The man's subconscious mind becomes open to suggestion as a dancer speaks to him and gives him a little touch on the shoulder or the knee.


"It's similar to what Derren Brown does on TV to make people do things."


But no one will be put in a trance, in the style of Little Britain hypnotist Kenny Craig - played by Matt Lucas - who used the line: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes."

Grant said: "It's just about making them better saleswomen." Jason added: "My girls could earn £5,000 a week a few years ago. Now they're lucky to make £500."

Dancer Sabrina, 25, said: "I never say never to learning anything."

If this catches on we're fucked!!!

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vincemichaels
13 years ago
I'm putting blinders on !!
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troop
13 years ago
i'm gonna wear mirror sunglasses so they'll hypnotize themselves into paying me for extras ;)
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rh48hr
13 years ago
I like the way you think troop!
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johnbrwon001
13 years ago
It works the other way too.

The best topic of conversation with a new dancer is sex since that can put her in the mood and if you can talk a good game will get her almost as hot and bothered as you are.
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newmark
13 years ago
I thought they were already doing this. At least I know I get pretty hypnotized at times.
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gatorfan
13 years ago
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