Have you ever had a dancer suggest moving in with you when you've never even gon

She's crazy, and so are you if you seriously entertained the idea.

I agree. I never seriously entertained the idea. In fact after thinking about it for a little while, I thought she or someone else told me she was actually married to a bouncer in that club. She could have been full of stripper shit with him standing right behind me ready to wring my neck if I said the wrong thing. This is what you get from chit chat with a dancer who's been drinking. No idea what the truth is and a bunch of crazy ideas.

Do not let her move in with you, for cryin' out loud. Remember: Why do we go to strip clubs to begin with--to see hot girls whenever we want, get lap dances from any girl(s) we chose and get as many as we like, and stay as long as we'd like. We also don't have to take their bullshit if we don't want to and just go visit another girl. If you let her move in with you--you got yourself a relationship--which is a major reason why we go to SCs. You might as well start dating regular girls if you want yourself a relationship.

Totally agree with jack and brewer. 1. They're all crazy. 2. I keep the club IN THE CLUB. Outside in the "real world" 99% of these girls are completely dysfunctional. In there it's the fantasy, all is well. Outside, they have loser boyfriends, drug problems, past due bills, probably a kid or two, and a daddy who never hugged them (or hugged them too much if you know what I mean.) Finding out any of those kills the fantasy once you go back inside the club.

I was thinking ahead what if I met a really crazy dancer and I had given her my home phone number where she could look up my address? I need to set up that google voice number thing. A girl who moves in with you is a wife if she stays long enough. Now that is scary.

I think my earlier conversation is what happens when people drink and don't think before they start throwing out crazy ideas.

Of course it's a good night when at another club you meet a nice looking young dancer who seems to be into you and throws complements your way after you already agreed to get a lap dance.

I had that happen to me once. It turned out to be good. Till I found her stash of pot. Then I kicked her ass out

if you're gonna let a stripper you don't know well move in with ya, then you might as well also move across the street from a pawn shop. That way you'll have less distance to travel to recover all your shit that will start disappearing!

I'll move in with you

I had my ATF offer me a key to her apartment. Turned it down at the time but later entered into a long term relationship.

LOL. Nice one, Stiletto25

I doubt she is serious.

I had one offer to move in one time with me after doing her 3 sessions otc. She said "just think if I move in with you then you will have a whorehouse." It was just SS.

This guy I know, professionally, has big money. Leaves wife and moves into new place with stripper as roomate. She gets bored after six months and kicks him out. He keeps paying rent on their apartment while he moves back in with wife. Wife sues for divorce and puts him out. Stripper lets him back in and dumps him agains. Now he lives alone, paying mortgage for ex-wife (soon to end when divorce is final) and rent on two apartment leases. It just ain't worth it.

A stripper lived with me for a month. Then she recovered her eyesight and moved out immediately.

"Have you ever had a dancer suggest moving in with you?"

I don't think my wife would approve.

I seem to meet all the crazy dancers. Plus one crazy girl visiting a strip club who thought she could just shout at me from across the club and that I would just go home with her to do whatever I wanted if she only asked.

I like this kind of crazy. One time a hot dancer whom I hadn't seen in ages gave me a reduced price for a lap dance in a club where dance prices are fixed I thought. She told me no one would be watching. She warned me she was a bit drunk. It was typically a strictly enforced no customer touch club. Then she told me she was married but that her husband was ok with her working there. She takes me back and immediately puts my hands on her tits. I like that kind of crazy. I guess by another club's standards, that was no big deal but I was a bit surprised to hear, I'm married, then a few seconds later she grabs my hands and puts them on her tits.

Now at a different club, I went to tip one crazy girl on a small stage. She recently had breast implants and grabbed my hands and put them one per tit both hands. Needless to say the first time I had my hands on a dancers tits who was also on stage got me a little bit concerned. She told me her doctor said her tits need to be massaged. Girls will often think of some excuse for what they do.

damn! and i thought stiletto was going to move in with me ;)

A few years ago a dancer who I had danced with on 4 different occasions over three months asked me to watch her cats while she went on vacation. Since this was before I found TUSCL, I was venturing into PL territory and thought thus was code for OTC.

After meeting her at her apartment, she got naked and asked for a massage. I gave her one, shot the shit, met the cats and got ready for the payoff. Just as she starts unzipping me the psycho bf calls. She said she had to take it and got into an instant fight. Then she hangs up and said I had to leave, unless I could beat up her bf. I hit the heck out of there!

Within hours she was blowing my phone up. Turns out she really did want me to watch her cats! No way I wanted to be involved after that close call. Took me months to scrape her off.