Couldn't get a dance yesterday

I'm heading to the club and a see a bus load of orphans with a flat tire. Since I was an orphan, I felt compelled to help them. It was a warm day here and my ass was sweating, literally. So I discretely took my underwear off after the bus had left.

I drove to the club and sat in the back. I was trying to get this hotties attention but as soon as some loser came in, she rushes off to the bar to hug him. If that's not bad enough, all the other strippers seemed to go over to him and the hottie I had my eye and gossip.

So for being a good Samaritan I get completely ignored. FML.