14 years ago

Couldn't get a dance yesterday

I'm heading to the club and a see a bus load of orphans with a flat tire. Since I was an orphan, I felt compelled to help them. It was a warm day here and my ass was sweating, literally. So I discretely took my underwear off after the bus had left.

I drove to the club and sat in the back. I was trying to get this hotties attention but as soon as some loser came in, she rushes off to the bar to hug him. If that's not bad enough, all the other strippers seemed to go over to him and the hottie I had my eye and gossip.

So for being a good Samaritan I get completely ignored. FML.

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steve229

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14 years ago

Hmm, synchronicity?

lol

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

No PAS, the hottie is a serial killer and your buildup of good karma just kept you alive.

highlander2973

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14 years ago

"No good deeds go unpunished."

Prim0

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14 years ago

Simple answer...you built up a large ring of BO around you and they didn't dare come within it.

Rod84

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14 years ago

Maybe you forgot to staple a Franklin to your forehead. Oh wait, that sometimes doesn't work either.

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

Well, just go to the bathroom at Bogarts. Be sure not to touch anything and wash your balls. Then go back out and tell the hottie that you just washed your balls. LMAO

jackslash

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14 years ago

"..see a bus load of orphans with a flat tire. "

You sure that wasn't a bus load of Swedish bikini models?

SuperDude

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14 years ago

Your reward is cumming on your next visit.

lopaw

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14 years ago

Karma, baby karma. You will be rewarded......hopefully in this life :)

bodaniels26

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14 years ago

Does anyone else think that sounded like the start of joke?

samsung1

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14 years ago

nice thing about Detroit is that there are plenty of strip clubs. If you can't find a hottie at bogarts just try down the street at Flight Club.

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