Charlie Sheen must have really impressed the owners of a New York City establishment called The Cheetah Club when his My Violent Torpedoes of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tour played Radio City Music Hall. Or not. It's unknown whether or not anyone from the establishment even saw the show. Maybe they just thought it would be a good gimmick to have a VIP room in their strip club decked out like a shrine to the Duh, Winning One.
The VIP room is actually quite nice, surprisingly spacious and tastefully decorated with mirrored walls, diaphanous draperies, and leopard print pillows. You'll definitely feel Charlie Sheen's presence due to the large framed photos of his face staring down from every wall, table, ledge, and counter top. And, for the paltry sum of $2,000 per hour, you can feel even closer to the former Two and a Half Men star. Once you've forked over your cash, you can get plastered on a bottle of Dom Perignon while "two lingerie-laden goddesses of your very own" give you a lapdance worthy of a warlock. As a bonus, through all the bumping and grinding, you get to stare at Charlie while his countenance stares back at you. Sounds like a real steal even at twice the price.
According to TMZ, the real Charlie Sheen hasn't dropped by yet to christen his own shrine, but he could still show up. Especially since the Cheetah Club will "comp the room" for him.
Wonder if he'll bring his own goddesses?
Uh, pass. If that's an example of Charlie's spending, he's overpaying by a couple of orders of magnitude.