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An ex Playmate has self-published a book about what goes on at the bizarre sex sessions at the Playboy mansion. She says that if you're a hot nobody and want to get into Playboy without riding Hugh Hefner's Viagra erection, you can forget about it.

From her description, Hefner's evening sex romps sound more like a freaky ritual than a fun-filled free for all. Here are the highlights:

•Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it's that time of the month or they're sick, they're still expected to come. Even Heffner's secretary has to participate.
•Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don't want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
•Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
•On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
•Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff's benefit, but according to the source most of them weren't into it and didn't even like each other.
•The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.
In terms of what sex with Hef actually entails, it sounds like it's strictly women on top:

How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, “F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!” There's a lot of cheerleader going on!

Playmates are discouraged from talking about Hefner's orgies through ongoing business deals with Playboy enterprises, including invitations to parties and ex-playmate get togethers, where they are paid for their appearance. There's a code of silence around it because to reveal details would jeopardize their future earnings.

Strippers and lesser known porn stars get in Playboy by sleeping with Hef in these prearranged orgies, and the source claims that no woman has ever made playmate of the year without playing along at the sex sessions.