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Durex Launches Condom Line for Large Schlongs

samsung1
Ohio
Ad campaign takes humorous approach
Nov 25th, 2010
AUCKLAND, New Zealand—The man who has a little more love to give need no longer fret: The Durex corporation is launching a new condom line for the extremely well-endowed.

The XXL condom line is the longest condom on the market, the company claims, and is manufactured with a fitted shape to “maximize sensation and provide big-time pleasure.”

To celebrate the new line, Durex has created a humorous ad campaign with images that showcase the plight of the well-hung man.

We know we sleep better at night knowing that the man who is dragging his penis around like a third leg can finally wrap it with ease.

For a peek at the ad images, click here.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-durex-…

5 comments

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bumrubber
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14 years ago
Aspirational advertising?
THICK
•
14 years ago
finally, a condom that is actually "large" I hope :-)
vincemichaels
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14 years ago
Geez, nothing like making us guys feel inadequate, Durex !
nycstrip
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14 years ago
When's the condom coming out for the ultra small man?

...whoops did I say that out-loud?
samsung1
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14 years ago
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”

The other old lady said,”It’s a condom.”

“A condom? Where do you get those?”

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”

The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”
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