Pharmaceutical help
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
For those who need a little assistance from time to time, I just saw a placard at my local Wal-Mart Pharmacy proclaiming a price drop for Levitra from $18 per pill to $9. Don't know if that's a general thing from the makers, or just Wal-Mart being nice to seedy old perverts.
Levitra's patent doesn't expire until 2018, so this may also be an attempt by the maker to expand sales before Viagra, which supposedly dominates the market, goes off patent in early 2012.
Levitra's patent doesn't expire until 2018, so this may also be an attempt by the maker to expand sales before Viagra, which supposedly dominates the market, goes off patent in early 2012.
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They are an honorable company that has been around a while, google them to see reviews.
https://www.levitra.com/three/threeforfr…
Okay ladies, throw away the pecan pies, chocolate meringues, and apple pie. What your man really wants is pumpkin pie. And not just for the taste. According to a recent study, pumpkin pie makes men randy.
Ooo, Thanksgiving just got a whole lot sexier.
Men between the ages of 18 to 64 were given 40 aromas to sniff and scientists determined which aroused them the most based off of blood flow to the penis. The winner was an intoxicating fragrance of pumpkin pie.
Though it's unclear exactly why it had that effect, scientists think it has to do with reducing anxiety. "By reducing anxiety, it acted to remove inhibitions.†Which makes sense. I know I'm much more happier when I'm stuffing my face with a big piece of pumpkin pie. They also noted that though we're tossing out the sexiest part when we make the pies because the seeds themselves are very rich in zinc, which increases testosterone, making pumpkin seeds is a heck of an aphrodisiac for men.
At this point, I just gotta wonder -- what aren't men turned on by? It seems like every other week there's another stupid ass study coming out staking claim of weird turn-ons. Let's face it, men are pretty simple creatures to begin with and their penis usually has an even (smaller) mind of its own. Most have to consciously think of something super unsexy just to avoid an early orgasm -- cucumbers getting fiercely chopped up, poopy diapers ... I was told by an ex once that he thought of his dog getting hit by a car (something every gal wants to hear that her boyfriend thinks during sex, right?). And I guess now we know pumpkin pies are not one of those items on the ever decreasing "unsexy list." Who knew?
Another interesting tidbit that I plucked from the study: the aroma that created the least amount of penile blood flow was cranberry. At least we know what to serve at Thanksgiving this year, right?
http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/1129…
in other words..
20 studies of the same thing by 20 different studiers could have 20 different results.
My wife and I were perusing the magazine rack at the store a week or so ago, and Cosmo had a headline on the cover that said "Secrets of Male Arousal".
I turned to my wife and said "Secrets? What's so secret about getting naked and playing with his dick?"
I know that TUSCL_Brother was getting Viagra from a Canadian outlet for about half the U.S. cost but for me buying drugs from an internet source is just too risky. I'll stay with my Viagra at $20 a pop. What the hell. Most of us pay that much for a lap dance.
They're also trying to expand vertically. Half of diabetics use ED drugs. Walmart knows that if they can get your boner pills, they'll have your other meds.
I know that *I* am certainly going to ask my doctor to switch me over the next time I see him.
"Hmmm," mused the pharmacist. "Maybe if you took two pills."