Shoot the bird...

I am assuming that the "bird" about to be "shot" is a certain part of the female anatomy that we hounds have a certain yearning for. I met a dancer once who asked me if I wanted to "dance with Carmen". After some pondering I realized she had christened her pussy "Carmen". I had to ask her why "Carmen"? She told me she loved Bizet's opera featuring a flamenco dancer called "Carmen". I have never met another woman who has given her pussy a name. My friend, Mr. Wood, accepted the invitation to dance with "Carmen".

The Little Bird
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

At the club where I am VIP they will ask if I want to "go upstairs" (to the VIP room) instead of dances on the first floor lapper area. As this is and extras friendly club, what she means "would you like sex (upstairs)."

This happened a few months ago when a hot 20 yr old blonde (looked like Marty from Hellcats) asked me this. When we got up to VIP she got naked in my lap (on divan after making couch fort) and proceeded to give me BJ and then super FS which ended very happily. Damages amounted to $300 (Mr H is not a good negotiator when he's being sucked). The sex with her was great.....

Couch fort....LOL