It was the best of clubs, it was the worst of clubsâ€¦

8/12/2010 1:08:33 AM

A tale of two reviews, the same club, the same day:

Review #1

Inside it is one of the nicest clubs I have been to. Well light and clean bathroomsâ€¦The Dancers ranged from 6-9. Mostly young white and natural breastsâ€¦lap-dances were good, with decent if not heavy grindingâ€¦Lots of heavy breathing in my ear, hands though the hairâ€¦Dances ranged from OK to very goodâ€¦the 2 for 1 made it a great bargain at $20 for 2 dancesâ€¦almost up to the $20-$30 dances in other clubsâ€¦Nice layout an dÃ©corâ€¦friendly hot non-pushy dancersâ€¦I would definitively go back particularly on the discount days.

Review #2

Can you say HOLE IN THE WALL? This place is a dump. Facilities were disgusting. Food was disgusting. Girls were old and boring. Lap dances ranged between air dances and flat out boringâ€¦would never come backâ€¦Also, April is bat shit crazy. Stay away.

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samsung1

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14 years ago

I know some clubs where the afternoon visit is fun but if you visit at night it sucks. Some other clubs are just the opposite, during the afternoon it feels like you're at a hole in the wall but at night the party comes to life.

samsung1

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14 years ago

in this particular example steve229 posted about, the Review #1 came from night shift, and #2 came from dayshift.

steve229

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14 years ago

At the risk of sounding of sounding like a shill, I have to say that the decor of the club in question is indeed pretty nice. At some point the owner must have remodeled, maybe with pretensions of going upscale. Thankfully it didn't take, and the club retains it's essential "dive"-ness, only with better chairs.

As for April - bat shit crazy, at least when she's drunk. (Sorry to go all Shadowcat on you guys, lol).

harrydave

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14 years ago

Part of what makes this site interesting is the divergence of opinions. The general population of contributors here tend to go to clubs for all kinds of reasons and cover a wide age range. I suspect the smaller crowd here in the discussion forum has more commonality and tends to be youth challenged.

CTQWERTY

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14 years ago

Sure hope some commentary here doesn't migrate back to...

potheadpl

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14 years ago

Most clubs around here are MUCH better talent-wise at night. Dayshift is when the veteran strippers work. Now, mileage may be higher on dayshift. But in my experience the hotness all works at night. Especially the young hotness.

shadowcat

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14 years ago

steve, HUH?

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14 years ago

Sounds like one of those some say tomato some say tomahto things.

DandyDan

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14 years ago

I'm not sure what the big deal is. Most clubs can be like that sometimes.

MarkShadow06