"Waaa! They're all hookers except for me!" and other stripper BS

Jul 9, 2010, 3:22 PM

Stripper I'm friendly with is constantly complaining about her lack of money. She seems to have her head on straight. She has a college degree but can't seem to get hired in her field. I'm assuming no drug habit, and has no kids.

Earlier this week she texted me a proposition----get a motel room and she'll give me private dances for a "discounted rate". WTF? In which universe is that something ANYONE wants to do? Why would I pay $80 for a motel room so I can get lapdances from a naked woman WITH NO SEX INVOLVED? I declined the offer. Seems to me I can do the same at the club without paying $80 cover!

She texted me today to tell me that she had one dance last night, and that she's tired of getting screwed over by "white trash and hookers". All the other girls are hookers, according to her, and that's why she doesn't make any money. LOL! I've heard that line from EVERY stripper who has a bad night.

I know for a fact that my favorite club isn't rife with hookers. How do I know? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPOSITIONED. I'm a regular. I spend a decent amount of money. And I'm well-liked. If anyone's gonna get propositioned, it's me.

This particular girl is very attractive, physically. She's petite with an OK boob job. The reason she doesn't make any money is she chooses to sit with guys WHO DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

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vincemichaels15 years ago

Some people just don't get it, do they, ph

Dougster15 years ago

Sometimes they proposition you, but sometimes you have to ask. Some may assume that anyone who wants sex will ask on their own and if they haven't they aren't interested. I bet 80% chance this girl can be talked into it although you might have to avoid using the actual word "sex" so she preserve some denial. How long has she worked as a stripper? Some girls do "break" over time. Good luck!

txtittyfan15 years ago

She needs an atitude adjustment.

Otto2215 years ago

Pothead- Had a similar proposal this week from a young dancer. She suggested that she would meet me at my hotel for nude LDs with no sex involved so she would not have to pay tip-out at a club and I would not have to pay VIP fees or club cover. Economics make sense but my "spider sense" went into high gear. Seems that a lot can go wrong in this scenario.

potheadpl15 years ago

Dougster---that's the thing. She's no rookie. She's 25 and claims to have worked at multiple clubs, including 2001 Odyssey. I think she's of the belief that guys should just throw money at her because she's cute and a decent dancer. And that's where she's wrong. Girls can make plenty of money just doing dances and Champagne rooms, but they have to be seductive and FUN.

If she was perkier and ran more game, she'd make more money. Sit on a guy's lap. Compliment him. Fckn TALK to him, and not whine about money.

It's not rocket science. Guys are really pretty simple.

steve22915 years ago

Pothead - you need to hook this girl up with Prim0.

potheadpl15 years ago

Otto---I trust this girl. I don't think anything dangerous would happen(and I carry a gun, anyway) in the motel room. It just didn't make sense for me to get a motel room 45 miles from where I live. LOL

rickdugan15 years ago

pot, if you've never been propositioned in your favorite club then you need to find a better club ;) But that's just my perverse view of the world.

Meet in a hotel room to NOT have sex? I've been in a lot of clubs in a lot of places but never had that one sprung on me. Perhaps I don't give off that "nice guy" vibe. :)

Honestly I'm sick of hearing this complaint from girls that DO work in clubs where other girls are taking care of business. If she doesn't like it, then she should either get sucking and fucking or move to another club.

Otto2215 years ago

Pothead- The difference in my circumstance was that, when I visit this club, I am always staying at a local hotel anyway - no extra cost for me.

georgmicrodong15 years ago

Try this next time:

"No, they're not all hookers. Just the good ones."

how15 years ago

If others give what guys want, and she does not, should she be surprised when she does not get money? (Although it sounds like that's not the actual scenario...)

gatorfan15 years ago

I think this user is looking for tuscl.net

samsung115 years ago

here in Columbus I have browsed the craigslist escort page and I have come across several girls who claim they only offer lap dances, no sex. I remember one ad advertised that she lived in New Albany, OH (wealthy suburb of Columbus) and the dances are done in her condo. I did read a review about her on the TER and the guy said she has you strip down to your boxers and gives you a great dance better than anything he's had at the local strip clubs. I was tempted but by the time I convinced myself to try it, she stopped advertising on craigslist.

LeeH15 years ago

There ARE dancers that draw the line tighter than others in their club, but aren't surprised that those others make more in VIP, and are content with what they do make. My ATF is like that, but she's so frickin' hawt that she makes plenty of money and could make a fully clothed guy, er um, "arrive" with just grindage while the guy in the next room is still waiting for his BJ to take effect. ;-)