"Waaa! They're all hookers except for me!" and other stripper BS
potheadpl
Florida
Stripper I'm friendly with is constantly complaining about her lack of money. She seems to have her head on straight. She has a college degree but can't seem to get hired in her field. I'm assuming no drug habit, and has no kids.
Earlier this week she texted me a proposition----get a motel room and she'll give me private dances for a "discounted rate". WTF? In which universe is that something ANYONE wants to do? Why would I pay $80 for a motel room so I can get lapdances from a naked woman WITH NO SEX INVOLVED? I declined the offer. Seems to me I can do the same at the club without paying $80 cover!
She texted me today to tell me that she had one dance last night, and that she's tired of getting screwed over by "white trash and hookers". All the other girls are hookers, according to her, and that's why she doesn't make any money. LOL! I've heard that line from EVERY stripper who has a bad night.
I know for a fact that my favorite club isn't rife with hookers. How do I know? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPOSITIONED. I'm a regular. I spend a decent amount of money. And I'm well-liked. If anyone's gonna get propositioned, it's me.
This particular girl is very attractive, physically. She's petite with an OK boob job. The reason she doesn't make any money is she chooses to sit with guys WHO DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
Earlier this week she texted me a proposition----get a motel room and she'll give me private dances for a "discounted rate". WTF? In which universe is that something ANYONE wants to do? Why would I pay $80 for a motel room so I can get lapdances from a naked woman WITH NO SEX INVOLVED? I declined the offer. Seems to me I can do the same at the club without paying $80 cover!
She texted me today to tell me that she had one dance last night, and that she's tired of getting screwed over by "white trash and hookers". All the other girls are hookers, according to her, and that's why she doesn't make any money. LOL! I've heard that line from EVERY stripper who has a bad night.
I know for a fact that my favorite club isn't rife with hookers. How do I know? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPOSITIONED. I'm a regular. I spend a decent amount of money. And I'm well-liked. If anyone's gonna get propositioned, it's me.
This particular girl is very attractive, physically. She's petite with an OK boob job. The reason she doesn't make any money is she chooses to sit with guys WHO DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
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Had a similar proposal this week from a young dancer. She suggested that she would meet me at my hotel for nude LDs with no sex involved so she would not have to pay tip-out at a club and I would not have to pay VIP fees or club cover. Economics make sense but my "spider sense" went into high gear. Seems that a lot can go wrong in this scenario.
If she was perkier and ran more game, she'd make more money. Sit on a guy's lap. Compliment him. Fckn TALK to him, and not whine about money.
It's not rocket science. Guys are really pretty simple.
Meet in a hotel room to NOT have sex? I've been in a lot of clubs in a lot of places but never had that one sprung on me. Perhaps I don't give off that "nice guy" vibe. :)
Honestly I'm sick of hearing this complaint from girls that DO work in clubs where other girls are taking care of business. If she doesn't like it, then she should either get sucking and fucking or move to another club.
The difference in my circumstance was that, when I visit this club, I am always staying at a local hotel anyway - no extra cost for me.
"No, they're not *all* hookers. Just the good ones."
I remember one ad advertised that she lived in New Albany, OH (wealthy suburb of Columbus) and the dances are done in her condo. I did read a review about her on the TER and the guy said she has you strip down to your boxers and gives you a great dance better than anything he's had at the local strip clubs. I was tempted but by the time I convinced myself to try it, she stopped advertising on craigslist.