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Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling

May 6, 2010, 11:27 PM
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steve229

Finally, a political story we can all get behind.

WASHINGTON—In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld the constitution's First Amendment this week, calling the freedom of expression among the most "inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have."

theonion.com

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CTQWERTY

And I'm sure many a poetic word was uttered on Wall St. trading desks this afternoon!

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vincemichaels

yeah, CT, as we all did, no doubt. But tomorrow is another day. Cheers for the First Amendment!

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bigdude012

shit, that kind of fucking politics is right up my fucking alley for once the old sons of bitches in Washington right I can't fucking believe it.

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georgmicrodong

"The Onion" = "DickJohnson on steroids"

Just in case anybody was about to take this too seriously.

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txtittyfan

Reminds me of a story I read many years ago about a police officer who ticketed an individual for flipping him off. In court, the judge ruled it freedom of speech, so the officer and his compatriots in the audience stood and flipped off the judge. The judge was pissed, but he couldn't do anything.

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Clubber

gmd,

What? Are you saying the media is not completely truthful? You have destroyed my faith in it!

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sanitago

actually, clubber, the onion makes it's pay from poking fun of the media. I think you might actually like them.

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Clubber

sanitago,

That was sarcasm. I am well aware of the "Onion".

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