Stadium Club opening in DC

Starting to hear some buzz for this new club, which has its grand opening next Thursday. (Owner bought the license from one of the old clubs demolished to make way for the new Nationals baseball stadium). Since this is DC, I don't see how it can be anything but an overpriced “no touch” club. (There will apparently be table dances where the dancers will be dancing, yes, on the tables.) Still, I suppose I will take one for the team, check it out, and post a review.

Stadium Club is the new standard in adult entertainment and fine dining. Stadium Club is centered on providing the highest quality in talent, five star food and the ultimate gentlemen's club experience, starting with providing the best in national and international feature talent as well as premiere local talent never before seen in the region. Much like an actual stadium, there is a Field section, a Club Level section, and a VIP Skybox lunge which will make your experience private. It has the longest gentlemen's club bar in DC consisting of four separate stages providing non-stop action in all parts of Stadium Club. Once inside you will be surrounded by the action as you sit at the bar or at the tables in the main room. Additionally, those tables pull double duty, one part cocktail/light dining table and one part mini-dance stage for the Stadium Girls. The most notable aspect of Stadium Club is the Stadium Restaurant. While most gentlemen's clubs serve food, few can provide five star quality fine dining. At the Stadium Club you will find food, beverage, and quality of the service commonly reserved for and found in the best steak houses in the city but with beautiful ladies while you eat. At the Stadium Club you have a 40 seat restaurant situated in, yet very discretely set apart from, the main club room where you can conduct business in a very exclusive setting. Add the detailed amenities of top wines and champagne to choose from while you enjoy your meal along with the entertainment, and you are now immersed in one of the most unique experiences ever seen in Washington, DC.

http://stadiumclubdc.com/

6 comments

  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    Sounds like an excellent place to go to in order to have them remove the maximum amount of money from you in the shortest possible time.
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    five star food according to who??
    dreamgirls in columbus claims to have an award winning menu but they never say who gave them the award. Dreamgirls does not even have a real website they just have some myspace page. Not exactly a credible source in my opinion.
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    They aspire to be a Ruth Chris or Morton’s, only with naked women. I don’t see it myself – I go to upscale restaurants like Morton’s or Capital Grill a few times a year with my family for special occasions – birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, etc. Can’t see spending that much to eat at a strip club.

    Maybe the RNC et al is their target market:

    Stadium Club - The Site of Your Next PAC Fund-Raiser

    “Before we begin, let's get this out of the way: we're not suggesting we'd ever find you in a venue such as the one we're about to discuss.

    But facts are facts: you're known to play concierge around this city, and the case does arise when your friends from the speedboat lobby suggest (insist, even) that you go to such a place.”

    Read more: http://www.urbandaddy.com/dc/nightlife/9…
  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    With the Paper Moon as a rival, and a pretty high standard-of-living enjoyed by many of the area's professionals, I think there's ample room for another club. Good luck to them!
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    Club grand opening delayed until 23 April. Hopefully the delay is not due to license or zoning problems.
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    "Grand Opening April 23rd and 24th, 2010. Feature entertainers include Penthouse Pet Nevaeh, Porn Star Ashley Monroe, Feature Entertainer and Porn Star Katarina Kat, and Penthouse Pet and Playboy Playmate Lexie Karlsen."

    Hmm, I don't recognize any of these names. Guess I need to get caught up on my porno.


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