Starting to hear some buzz for this new club, which has its grand opening next Thursday. (Owner bought the license from one of the old clubs demolished to make way for the new Nationals baseball stadium). Since this is DC, I don't see how it can be anything but an overpriced “no touch†club. (There will apparently be table dances where the dancers will be dancing, yes, on the tables.) Still, I suppose I will take one for the team, check it out, and post a review.
Stadium Club is the new standard in adult entertainment and fine dining. Stadium Club is centered on providing the highest quality in talent, five star food and the ultimate gentlemen's club experience, starting with providing the best in national and international feature talent as well as premiere local talent never before seen in the region. Much like an actual stadium, there is a Field section, a Club Level section, and a VIP Skybox lunge which will make your experience private. It has the longest gentlemen's club bar in DC consisting of four separate stages providing non-stop action in all parts of Stadium Club. Once inside you will be surrounded by the action as you sit at the bar or at the tables in the main room. Additionally, those tables pull double duty, one part cocktail/light dining table and one part mini-dance stage for the Stadium Girls. The most notable aspect of Stadium Club is the Stadium Restaurant. While most gentlemen's clubs serve food, few can provide five star quality fine dining. At the Stadium Club you will find food, beverage, and quality of the service commonly reserved for and found in the best steak houses in the city but with beautiful ladies while you eat. At the Stadium Club you have a 40 seat restaurant situated in, yet very discretely set apart from, the main club room where you can conduct business in a very exclusive setting. Add the detailed amenities of top wines and champagne to choose from while you enjoy your meal along with the entertainment, and you are now immersed in one of the most unique experiences ever seen in Washington, DC.


Sounds like an excellent place to go to in order to have them remove the maximum amount of money from you in the shortest possible time.