Had a funny experience with a dancer recently, and it related to the sometimes-debated notion of sharing/accepting phone numbers with dancers:
Went to a club I'd only been to a few times before. Saw a dancer I'd met once before. She seemed much more amorous than the last time...grabbing and kissing me as we sat at one of the tables. She was raring to go, but there was no privacy to be had in that club...how about OTC? She asked me to wait for her outside, and she would go out with me that night (it was only about 8 o'clock). We got a room, went at it like bunnies, and chilled until about midnight. She asked me to take her back to her club, where a cab was going to pick her up. But first, she gave me her phone number: "Call me tomorrow at about noon, and we will spend all night together tomorrow. I don't have a boyfriend, and I want you to do it to me like tonight. I won't be working."
Okay, I said. And I made the requested call the next day. No answer; did not leave a message. She called back a few minutes later. And she said, "Don't call, because my boyfriend will be mad."
Queue "Twilight Zone" music... ditzy stripper...


Well, you got one good session out of it, right? :)