Last night was fetish night at my favorite club. My ATF is a wannabe dominatrix, so I dressed up as a slave. Nothing too radical, just leather pants and a collar. She led me around the club "to show me off". When we got to the DJ booth, some drunken redneck started laughing, and when we passed him on the way out, this redneck got off his stool and bumped into me. Hard. I whipped around to face him, but before I could even address it, the DJ was out of his booth and had this guy jammed up against the bar.
DJ and floor manager grabbed this guy and marched him to the door.
DJ is a former WCW wrestler who still wrestles local HARDCORE matches. Floor manager looks and acts just like Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas". Drunken redneck is lucky he didn't leave with his teeth on the floor.
It's good to be VIP. LOL!
LOL thanks for the funny story