Fly the drunken, horny, grabby skies!
samsung1
Ohio
Sunday, January 17, 2010 11:08 PM
Five airlines that cater to your every vice. All virtues must be turned off and stowed for takeoff.
Smoking: Ryanair: This Irish airline lets you get your nic fix without having to tamper with the bathroom smoke alarms. For 10 bucks you can buy a pack of 10 "smokeless" cigarettes, which look and feel like the real thing but won't inflame the bronchi of the emphysemic senior next to you. Cool!
Porn: Alaska Airlines: This is one of the only wi-fi equipped airlines that does not block inappropriate content. So fire up Edward Penishands. It's even better at high altitudes.
Booze: Virgin: Richard Branson wants to get you smashed. Virgin Atlantic and V Australia have fully stocked bars, and Virgin America carries absinthe in the beverage cart. Warning: Perusing SkyMall while under the influence may result in a solar-powered tie rack.
Caffeine: Austrian Airlines: They offer 11 different types of specialty Viennese coffee drinks.
Women: EVA Air: The flight attendants fluffing your pillows are required to be female, slim, single, and under 24, and to have a good complexion.
-Maxim
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