had an amazing time at platinum plus last night (shes still here)

So the night began as usual. Me home alone with a milwaukees best ice 12 pack. I choose a different persona each time I hit the clubs. Tonight I was Cody, rodeo cowboy in town for a show at the ed garrison arena. I went to wal mart and got some wranglers with a patch on the butt and a western shirt from my moms house. It had rhinestones. I always like to impress the ladies because after all, they are lying to me so bada bing I lie back. I drank alone until late....like 630pm or so.....popped a lortab and was off. My 89 honda civic purred down 85 south like a machine. I had 23 dollars in ones, and a 5 dollar bill just in case. No credit cards (bad credit). Anyway I walk in the club @ 7pm which is late for me. It was boomin...music was pumpin....3 girls working....and like 3 other tables. I throw the bouncer a bill (dollar) and he grabbed me by my shirt and made me pay the cover charge. Now I'm down to 17 bucks so I knew it was gonna be wild. I don't drink anything but the beast ice which they didn't have so I settled for a coke. I sat down at a table and grabbed a mini bottle from my boot. Duh. Drinks on me ladies. "Ginger" sat down and I didn't look at her. She kept talking but I played hard to get. She left after @ 4 mins or so with an attitude....go figure. Anyway, I sat alone for the next 6 or 7 hours until finally this beauty named porscha sat down. She said what's up cowboy. I tipped my hat and said mam. I offered her some redman. She refused. She asked what I did for a living and I told her I was pretty much a famous team roper and I was from west texas. She said where in w. Texas? I had no idea so I just said "cheyenne". It worked. She asked if I wanted a dance to which I replied "whoa darlin let's get aquainted first". I offered her a drink. I had 2 mini bottles in my boot so I offered her one. Peppermint schnapps or whiskey. She refused. Now the sparks were flying so I said how boutt that dance....make it vip seeing as how I am famous. She grabbed my hand and lead me to a room full of couches. She took off her top and I did too....to which she said "what the fuck is wrong with you?" I said this is how we do it in texas. She got a bouncer and he said to get dressed I'm outta here. I spit redman on his shoe and he punched me square in the nose. Next thing I know I'm outside. My honda got brought up by the valet but the window was busted out. I drove home and recapped the night. Girls must not like cowboys. I came home, cut on some porn, and did the usual. I said she's still here....well that's not really true. I gave her my number but she ain't called yet. Butshe will. They always do. ill be back this weekend if y'all want to meet up let me know