the weekend is almost here and you know what that means

Hide your daughters fags cause I'm painting the town red all weekend long. I haven't gotten many emails from people wanting to hang out though so lol at y'all that's just more pussy for me. Ill be the guy at the tip rail with a pocket full of 50 cent pieces makin it rain on them ho's. Nepals revoked my membership due to me havin too much game so I'm startin tomorrow night at the penthouse club in s'burg. Its byob so ill have a case of milwaukees best ICE right by my side. After I get a few free ld's there I'm firing up my scooter (license suspended) and taking the back roads to platinum plus. I valet my hog and tip the valet bitch a buck to keep an eye on her. I plan on working my game there for at least 2 hours. Its amateur night but I've been told I can't compete because I'm actually semi pro. Plus, its not a gay bar but that's besides the point. I have a vip table by the bathroom if anyone wants to join me just hit me up on my prepaid. You can't actually see the stage but its better that way if you really think about it. I like to wear umbro shorts at this club so the dancers can actually see my massive bulge. Ill pay a few girls 10 dimes to see their birth canals then ill fire up the vespa and head home to my moms house. Laugh all you want but the money I save on rent goes to my atf dancers. I'm still young (36) and am just livin the dream. You can't see me