Strip Club Bathroom Attendant's Reading List

19 comments

• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  "Suicide For Dummies"
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  "Yellow river" by I.P. Freely.
• londonguy

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  15 years ago

  Any book by the [view link] Bill Bryson or factual books on WW2.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  I have not seen the bathroom troll reading a book. Usually listening to radio, talking on their cell phone in a foreign language, or just hanging out. I have met a door girl who used to read a lot. Sometimes it was a textbook for her school but one book she talked about caught my attention. The title was "How to Stop Time: Heroin from A to Z" by Ann Marlowe [view link] About a wall street, harvard graduate, who broke up with her boyfriend of 7 years, and started a heroin habit for 7 years after that. I have not finished the book yet though... [view link] has a used copy as cheap as $3.33 or you can check you local library or book store.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  I also think it would be hard to work as a bathroom troll and keep focus and attention on a book. I would likely bring in magazines such as playboy.
• DandyDan

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  15 years ago

  I don't know if I would want to read anything. I'd probably bring in one of those sudoku books and just do them.
• Dudester

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  15 years ago

  Because of my enhanced sense of smell, I couldn't concentrate amongst the vapors of a men's room. However, I once had a hotel security job with a lot of downtime. I read all of Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan books and everything Clive Cussler wrote.
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  "Advanced Towel Dispensing" "Zen and the Art of Pumping Soft Soap"
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  Being a bathroom attendant ranks right up there with being in prison as things I don't want to think about.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Shit Cleaning for Dummies
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  Reminds me of Nick Cady in Cape Fear reading Nietzsche.
• txtittyfan

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  15 years ago

  I would not be a bathroom attendant.
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  tx: "I would not be a bathroom attendant" Agree that tx is underqualified to be a bathroom attendant. Only qualified for his current job: unemployed.
• judyjudy

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  15 years ago

  bathroom attendant for dummies
• SuperDude

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  15 years ago

  Proust, Camus, Hemingway, Mailer, Grass.
• DoctorDarby

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  15 years ago

  Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" about the 1972 elections. There is a scene where Thompson, zonked as usual on a variety of narcotic substances, has a surreal conversation with Nixon while both are pissing in a public restroom. However, there is a risk that reading Thompson in a SC restroom could get a guy in trouble if he starts giggling at the wrong time. By the way, ditto Samsung's reference to door girls who occasionally read surprisingly intelligent stuff. Why is it that with a variety of scantily clad hotties in the club we are fascinated by the only one not getting paid to strip or do LDs?
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  Doc, most of the door girls that I have known are legitimate college students. The job allows them a lot of time to study nut not much money. Some have seen what strippers make and have changed over.
• DoctorDarby

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  15 years ago

  Yep. There seems to be a progression from door girl to server to shot girl to dancer. Some places interchange these positions to the point that nearly all the female employees will occasionally take some clothes off. However, the serious students stay at the door because its the only position where they can get any work done (unless some goofy college professor agrees to proofread a dancer's history paper in the club . . .)
• minnow

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  15 years ago

  "Rising To Great Heights For Dummies"- by Hugh G. Rection "Urinal Cleaning Tips"- by Harry P. Ness "How To Be A Porn Producer"- by E. Jack Ulate "Better Gardening Tips"- by Pete Moss