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Like many perusers of this board, I was always of the opinion that the club held the magic.&nbsp; What club has the most attractive performers, the least hawkish and intrusive bouncers, the best prices for lappers...until a week ago.&nbsp; It was then that I had my awakening in the wonderful city that care forgot..New Orleans.<br /> <br /> New Orleans brings…

<p>HOW WE BECAME FRIENDS<br /> <br /> In my prvious blogs I've explained how Funny Girl became my ATF and how we became club buddies.&nbsp; But some of you may also be interested in how we made the transition to real friendship.<br /> <br /> As I previously explained, for over&nbsp; year I was probably her best customer, visiting with her at her…

A dark crowded room. Cover charge. Entertainment. Drinks from $4-6.&nbsp; Snacks from $5-8.&nbsp; Noisy,&nbsp; people talking, some not paying attention to the entertainment.&nbsp; Young adults clusted together. Employees standing around, not paying any attention to the customers.&nbsp; Security standing guard to make sure no one does anything wrong.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Must be a strip club you say..... nope<br /> <br…

<span style="font-size: larger"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">...when I was 12 years-old.&nbsp; It was 1984, and I was in civics class.&nbsp; Do they even have those kind of classes anymore?&nbsp; Our teacher actually worked part-time as a nighttime deli meat slicer at a local supermarket to make ends meet.&nbsp; He really didn't do that great a job teaching, since he…

<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Firefox has a lot of cool features. Perhaps one of the best is how it can be used discretely as well as its portability. You can remove all evidence of your browser activity from prying eyes. Not only can you remove your activity but you can retain all your settings including bookmarks, history,…

<span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: larger"> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">My Dad frequently refers to Hillary Clinton as both a &ldquo;lesbian&rdquo; and a &ldquo;devil&rdquo;.&nbsp;He went off the deep-end politically around-about 1988.&nbsp;Recently, I saw this picture from the campaign trail in NH (after Clinton&rsquo;s defeat in IA):<br /> <br /> <a href="http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s">http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/47a2e4c0_14cec/bc/My+Documents/babyeater.jpg?bf7duoHBoYt9gZ2s</a><br /> <br /> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Now, I know what some…

SOME FINAL THOUGHTS<br /> <br /> Aside from my second visit to an alternative universe, several aspects of this&nbsp;tale still amaze me.&nbsp; Fist of all, timing was everything.&nbsp; If we hadn't met exactly when we did, none of this would have happened.&nbsp; We were each ready for each other.&nbsp; Timing is clearly everything in life, and in this case it was…

THE DENOUEMENT AT LAST<br /> <br /> If you recall from the third episode, Snuggles&nbsp;has moved on to greener pastures, leaving Funny Girl as&nbsp;my main attraction.&nbsp; So I began hanging out with&nbsp;Funny Girl&nbsp;on a weekly basis.&nbsp; The thing that initially attracted me to her, aside from being cute and very friendly, was that from the very beginning she treated me differently…

A SLIGHT DIGRESSION<br /> <br /> We're getting close to the denouement, ladies and gentlemen, but before we do a slight digression is in order.&nbsp; This may seem totally irrelevant but it's relevance will eventually be made clear.&nbsp; I also warn you, dear reader, that we get a little weird at this point,<br /> <br /> Our story resumes with FONDL at age…