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Went to Pottery Barn with the wife the other day. (She tricked me I thought we were going somewhere else.) I was looking at shot glasses for something to do. One rather large one 2.75 ounce I picked up and was looking at it. This ready to pop pregnant girl saw me and said. “That’s what did this to me!”…

As a honorary inductee to the PL hall of fame, I grow increasingly concerned about the availability, and quality of talent at strip clubs in the northeast. I maintain a passing relationship with a small circle of dancers. They are telling me about the lack of any reasonable situations to make money here. The Covid restrictions are driving them away from…

TL;DR : A PL does some cathartic rambling about being a Regular in Love and not knowing it. And asks what is the correct response to a broken appointment? Sorry, I did not get scammed for tens of thousands of dollars, nor did I run into a cold, heartless scammer. If that's the type of story you're looking for you'll be…

Strippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out of me. But I play for team customer, I ain't just gonna give it all up that easy like many…

The seeds were planted when I was in 1st grade. There was a strip joint on the boulevard that my school bus would pass every afternoon on the way home. Just the tacky silhouette graphics of women provocatively posing on the painted out windows got my friends and I excited and curious about just what lay beyond the door. We…

My work takes me to cities large and small (well, large and midsized), and I enjoy spending time -- and often investing money -- with some of the locals when I can. You can consider this advice, but I'm not sure my expertise outshines enough of the true Mongers on here to be your guide. However, these thoughts could also…

No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted…

A many years a go i had a girl that you still dream about the sex. The kind of sex that you wonder if she had some kind of magic pussy that made you addicted after 1 round. We had flirted when i came into her work often. One day she casually mentions where she would be that night i ignored…

So there I was… It was the late 1980s and probably about 1 or 2 AM in Patpong. I was at that very familiar point of the night when I ask myself “How much whiskey is enough?” The answer was always the same, “One more!” Patpong was then still one of Bangkok’s premier tourist red light entertainment districts so…

A collection of notes about planning a trip to TJ and some things to do while you're there. COVID is making life boring, so I figured I'd try my hand at writing an article on mongering in TJ... This is meant for beginners to the area, so if you're a regular you won't get much out of it -- if you're…